Eastern Onion^® Singing Telegrams

Put some character into any occasion. Have an Eastern Onion entertainer deliver your message in an unusual and often hilarious manner. Or, it can convey sentiments like I love you, Get well soon or I miss you. Whatever the message, we’ll find just the right way to make it special with a musical presentation customized just for the recipient anywhere in the Twin Cities Metro Area.  Choose from a variety of costumed characters including:

Dr Fixyourbody	Hector Hula
Ned the Nerd	The Grim Reaper
Mr. Wonderful	Sir Primps-a-Lot
Amazon John	Nurse Bettersoon
The Wacky Fairy	Dorky Doreen
Amazon Jane	Ivanna Sing-a-Lot
Policeperson Pat	The Big Gorilla (In Brown or Pink)
Huge Heart	Tuxedo Guy or Girl

For the budget conscious or geographically inconvenient we also offer
Phone-grams

Our performers can be even more outrageous over the phone or do celebrity impersonations. Maybe a character we don’t have? There are lots of options.

 Eastern Onion has been delivering singing telegrams in the Minneapolis, Saint Paul Metro Area for over 30 years. Contact us today and we'll make something happen for you tonight.

Call us at (612) 789-6666
Email: ContactUs@EasternOnionMN.com